Boo bitch, Spooky Girl’s here
Spooky Boy’s out, I’m takin’ over this year
Now it is the season I am goin’ trick-or-treating
Black cat by my side spreadin’ holiday fear (Look out)
I’m the nightmare before Christmas (Yuh)
All them fake spooky girls keep your distance (Yuh)
Put your hands together if you superstitious (Like, yuh)
Grainy photos make you question my existence (Cryptid! Yeah)
Ayy, I’m a spooky girl
Ayy, with some spooky nails
Ayy, sit down at your organ and play you some spooky scales
Ayy, I’m a spooky girl
Ayy, with some spooky hair
Ayy, might put a spell on you so listen closely but beware
I got some jack-o-lanterns linin’ up my driveway
Put your candy in my bucket like it’s child’s play
Bloody Mary in the mirror, she’s lookin’ my way
Headless Horsemen stoppin’ traffic on the highway
Now, double time it, turn up the trouble
Fire burnin’ in the cauldron gonna burst their bubble
Fly by a party while ridin’ on my broomstick
I gotta meet my other witch-bitches at the tomb quick (That’s my coven)
Get ready then we go back but turns out in this one case
The party kicks me out because they say I’ve got a “Young Face” (Ooh! Hi Greg)
Eyes peeled behind my mask like a raccoon and an owl
Head back to the tomb, look at the moon and start to howl
Shivers down my spine cause she’s followin’ me Rita Skeeter
Knock on a door ’cause I’m scared that she might be a creeper
This dude stares, says I’m way too old to be a trick-or-treater
You know, ’cause I’m all dressed up like a (One eyed, one horned)
Flying purple people eater
Can’t hear the music man just jack it up
Swords out (Swords out) we gonna slash it up
All my zombies are still catchin’ up
Under your bed where the monsters like to mash it up
I’m talkin’ ghosts, ghouls
Mary Shelley’s Monster
Mummies, goblins
Dracula’s daughter
Cobweb-covered gargoyles
And demons that’ll slaughter
Those claws’ll leave a mark
Give you a scar like Harry Potter
I got some dead pumpkins linin’ up my driveway (Yea-ah)
Eat the candy out my bucket like it’s child’s play (Child’s play)
Bloody Mary in the mirror, she lookin’ my way (She lookin’ my way)
The Headless Horseman’s going batty on the highway (Oo-uh)
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Charlize Pate
October 31, 2022